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notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

notkatniss:

apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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axureerheeid:

i-am-merwholocked:

queenofthedragonslayers:

lickystickypickyshe:

I laughed too hard.

People in America are royal douches…

I can confirm this. No one has to deal with Americans more than Americans have to

wow what a douche move. The more I’ve seen in Mexico is people taking 2 spaces.

axureerheeid:

i-am-merwholocked:

queenofthedragonslayers:

lickystickypickyshe:

I laughed too hard.

People in America are royal douches…

I can confirm this. No one has to deal with Americans more than Americans have to

wow what a douche move. The more I’ve seen in Mexico is people taking 2 spaces.

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

coluring:

*Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

probablyahomestuck:

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

THAT’S NOT OKAY WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT OKAY AT ALL.

kiddthemaniac:

exeptionally-ordinary:

I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”

I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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