apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
I laughed too hard.
People in America are royal douches…
I can confirm this. No one has to deal with Americans more than Americans have to
wow what a douche move. The more I’ve seen in Mexico is people taking 2 spaces.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
*Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
THAT’S NOT OKAY WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS NOT OKAY AT ALL.
I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”
I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss